Gog.com monopoly tycoon12/2/2022 ![]() ![]() Since I'm there for the lunch buffet, the turkey special at dinner and the 2:00 AM "get the hell out" last call every single day of my life, I was bound to eventually meet someone from the games industry. And why not? Deep Red, of Monopoly Tycoon, Risk II and Spring Break fame, is developing this one for Empire Interactive (the same company that delivered the best UK advertising campaign for a videogame ever - God bless tennis).Įntirely by coincidence, I happened to meet Deep Red's own Clive Roberts at San Francisco's illustriously dank and musty Hustler Club - a mystical vortex that devours anything set down on the floor or bar. But, Vegas: Make it Big looks pretty sweet. Hey, you think free drink girl will hook up more liver obliterating beverage if I pretend to have money and bet?īoy, I hate me some Las Vegas. Since the attempt to take something from nothing was made, my account will be charged a $20 service fee should I ever decide to once again pump money into it. But, 12 hours and 68 drinks later, it's a painful world that sees me $800 down and staring blankly at an ATM machine that's actually laughing as it gleefully informs me that zero is as low as the bank goes. Oh yeah, it's easy for me to be $500 up at $10 BJ table in about 20 minutes if I'm willing to double the minimum and play multiple hands. Every time I am forced to venture there on business or faux pleasure I am robbed by the lone stripper with poor dental hygiene and a bumpy back, humiliated by the 126-year-old Hold 'Em dealer, and tricked into sitting at a table designed to milk my bank account clean of funds with a little help from the free drink girl who hears "double Jack with a bit of coke" and understands, "give me an eight ounce glass of the cheapest bourbon you got and make it warm." It's a cesspool - a cesspool disguised by a veil of neon decadence and perfumed breasts. I hate it so much my disdain for the city has grown to envelop the entire state of Nevada. ![]()
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